love me some of my coworkers
same sense of humor
quality peeps
We all decided to head up to this country bar in BFE almost Oklahoma to hear a band called No Justice on what had to be the coldest night in Texas. You'll notice I'm the smart one wearing a jacket. I would like to point out a few highlights of the night..
*barefoot girl dancing on stange and in bar area
*drunk leaner holding two, 32 ounces while his girl sashayed on the floor
*a man using the pick up line about his 24 year old friend getting out of a bad marriage to a 39 yr old.
*shemale or what we thought was one (almost 6'5) grabbing coworkers brother's butt
* almost running out of gas in BFE
*me having to pay all night because stripes up there in the photo forgot to activate her card
*J grabbing my belt loop to dance with me... I think she needs lessons on leading
*ohh 40th anniversary twinsies at VIP table. Same outfit, same hair, same hat, one boy, one girl.
*aarp groper in the cheapseats
*rapping the entire Ice Ice baby song in a country bar (we killed it btw)
and the end to an epic night
*my friend lives around here, lets go bug him at 2 am.. says J, to which we say ok! 20 minutes of driving, and can't find his house. When is the last time you were here? I was here when it was farm roads, not real roads says J. How long we replied? 6 months... Yeah, that's why nothing looks familiar...
Hilarity.
Fast forward to work next day.... Stripes thinks she's cracked a rib due to an over zealous girl pulling her to dance and J has 2200 dollars worth of damage to her car due to taking a corner too short, and I find out about 4 week marriage boy.
wouldn't want anyone else in my corner at work.
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