Tuesday, May 29, 2012

50 shades of OMG!!!

I hesitated on these books, because looking at the Amazon Reviews they pretty much bashed the writing.
The only thing that saved me from this greatness was my co-workers who have been talking about the books for some time now and how they couldn't put them down.

oh em gee
they are fifty shades of fantastic
so much so I want my own Christian
but not one whose as fucked up as he is
I admit I would have had a ton of hard limits to contest with

I am half way through book three.
Yes I read the first two books in one day
I had to force myself to put book three down at 3 am this morning because I actually had to go to work
STUPID WORK

come to find out they are making them in to a movie, and for the life of me I don't know how they are going to get around an NC17 Rating, but I will be there at the midnight showing.

I already have a list of potential Christians that I feel would do the job justly
damn it HOLLYWOOD, call me!

Here is the list

Jensen Ackles
Could do brooding due to Supernatural, self-deprecating in that show, don't know if he could command power with a look.

Tom Hardy
The only thing is the accent, which is oh so glorious. Maybe Christian's Shrink? Weaponry, flying skills, the machismo are all there. Kinda awk with the romance... not that I would be complaining if he was romancing me. just sayin.

Michael Fassbender


no doubt he could be dark, he has done some dark roles, can't picture him as romantic, but he definitely gets a check in the can do crazy category needed ala Christian.

Alex O'loughlin


I mean he's just SEX ON A STICK! Always plays the rescuer, don' t know if he could pull off being the rescuee, especially by a girl. This girl wouldn't mind the kinky fuckery aspect at all!

Timothy Olyphant

I love me some Timmy, I know he can pull off the dark side of the Character, he has the commanding power on screen. Only drawback is age, and size. Book Character is 28, and well from Justified he's just a little scrawny. Muscular, but scrawny.  Still a top contender

Colin Farrell


He would be an excellent candidate, I know he would be excellent at the dark aspect, he would be excellent at the kinky fuckery, but could his Irish Charm work against him or not?

Jeremy Renner


Um yeah, photo alone tells of his dark broodiness, fit, excellent at protection ala MI 5 movie, don't know if he could handle the emotional aspect though. Haven't really seen him in anything other than action movies.


But my favorite pick

Mr. Joe Mangeiello
I mean, seriously dark, coming off of True Blood, oozes power and authority with that boyish charm , and I mean, come on just look at him. He has Christian written all over him.

Do yourself a favor, read the damn books
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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

I like my men like I like my tea... Hot and British

DAMMMNNNN! Tom Hardy, the gentleman below is excellent in the movie.. THIS MEANS WAR solely for the way he speaks.. I mean he can also kick ass, and he's effing hot but his accent is amazing... Thank god, I get to spend some time across the pond so I can hear more of those lovely accents.

Monday, May 21, 2012

song lyrcis

Shortfalls and little sins
Close calls where no one wins
Stand tall we're running thin
I'm wearing thin

Oh, why are we keeping score

Cause if you're not laughing
Who is laughing now
I've been wondering
If we stop sinking
Could we stand our ground
And through everything we've learned
We've finally come to terms
We are the outsiders
Oh, we are the outsiders
Oh

I'm not leaving without a fight
I got my holster around my side
Just cause I'm wrong it don't make you right
No, you ain't right

Oh, why are we keeping score

Cause if you're not laughing
Who is laughing now
I've been wondering if we stop sinking

Could we stand our ground
And through everything we've learned
We've finally come to terms
We are the outsiders

Oh, we are the outsiders
Oh, we are the outsiders
Oh, we are the outsiders
Oh, we are the outsiders
Oh, we are the outsiders
Oh, we are the outsiders

On the outside
You're free to roam
On the outside
We found a home
On the outside
There's more to see
On the outside
We choose to be

On the outside
You're free to roam
On the outside
We found a home
On the outside
There's more to see
On the outside
We choose to be



needless to say, I wrote this whole post ranting about how I hate when people tell me I need to smile, and I figured that it might be best to fall back on one of my go to's. The band NEEDTOBREATHE is a band I stumbled upon one day by Itunes. It was one of those, if you bought this song, you might like this band. They had just released their latest ep The Outsiders and it was the first time I listened to, loved and downloaded the entire cd. It really speaks to me, and what I feel. They just released another ep called The Reckoning, and it's just as amazing.

so here is my song, when people don't understand who I am essentially.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Thursday, May 17, 2012

toothpick


I guess my first clue as to why the above jeans were not for me should have been in it's name

a goal for turning 30 is to be a little bit more put together yet still look casual and although I have found some great pieces, I am trying to venture out into the world beyond black.

It's really a staple in my wardrobe, maybe even a crutch
so low and behold, a new fad of bright skinny jeans starts cropping up in some awesome jewel tone colors and I secretly pink puffy heart love them. Problem is, my 12 years of playing soccer legs do not love the skinny jeans back.

I love J Crew, I do, and I went in there yesterday attempting to add to my wardrobe. Needless to say after taking 15 items to the dressing room, I left with nothing.
It was not my day, they didn't even have the colored cardigan I went in specifically looking for.
The poor sales girl, running back and forth, with no sale at the end.

I guess you really have to be a toothpick to wear toothpick jeans
alas
I'm not a toothpick, probably never will be
I have calves and I have hips
and I'm damn proud of my strong legs

so maybe just maybe it's not my season at J Crew, I will still love you no matter what and I love the colors you have out there, but I will keep checking back in because sometimes it's just a luck of the draw.


breaker breaker one nine wardrobe less

Monday, May 14, 2012

Some Pinterest Funnies

Just some random pins found on Pinterest that may brighten your day

I DID IT!

I booked my European vacation!
I was tired of stalling
I was tired of waiting
I was tired of putting it off


I will be tired of paying it off in the future I'm sure, but I will cherish the time I am away after this crazy, hectic, stress filled school year

I will be eating crusty french bread under this guy come summer
and I can't wait
now I just have to figure out what to wear

girl problems

breaker breaker one nine ~ leaving on a jet plane soon


Monday, May 7, 2012

Noli

So I finally got to meet this little man, and he was as precious as ever. All filled with smiles and lovies!

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Mi Amigas are Hilarious

So turning 30 has its perks.....

Evidential proof below

Little Foot Sighting!

So I get to spend this weekend with one of the greatest little tykes in the world...

Mr. Little Foot aka Drewby aka Cutes, and on top of it I get to meet Nolan, who was born back in October.

On top of it I get some quality time with some pretty amazing people and I'm not going to lie, I can't wait!

Side note, booking a European Vacation shortly... Making 30 my bizzz natch one country at a time...

Breaker Breaker One Nine Out

One Last Photo to leave with guys with