Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Breaker Breaker OH hell nawlin's

New Orleans
or the Cajun Kingdom deserves it's own post
more importantly the drivers of New Orleans deserve their own post

in the city limits there are now speed limit signs, just minimum allowable so picture this if you will, a car on your right going 40 and the car on your left going 100 mph.
not to mention, the random lane changes
the sudden stops
the overpasses and bridges
and you have a heart attack waiting to happen

I think i slammed on the invisible backseat driver break 17.9876 times in a matter of minutes

oh, and don't forget the random truck that blew through a red light a full minute after it changed.
luckily there was traffic or poor bertimus (my car) would have been T-Boned

Louisiana Please... Please.... Please set mandatory speed limits, and for the love of god fix your roads. Bertimus needs new shocks and struts after its tour of your fair city.

Other than the Traffic, you are a gem of a city and for my one reader so far here are few key words to keep you intrigued for my next post

Voo Doo Shops
Cemetery Tour
Palm Reading
St. Patrick
Touch Down Jesus
Beads
Gay Boys
Bourbon St
Dancing
Powdered Sugar Deliciousness
and Indiana Alumni in the fair city rooting for my Alma mater


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